Burn After Reading2008

A diskette falls out of a gym bag at a Georgetown fitness center. Two employees there try to turn it into cash: Linda, who wants money for elective surgery, and Chad, an amiable goof.

Information on the disc leads them to Osbourne who rejects their sales pitch; then they visit the Russian embassy.
To sweeten the pot, they decide they need more of Osbourne's secrets.
Meanwhile, Linda's boss likes her, and Harry's wife leaves for a book tour. All roads lead to Osbourne's house.